When you translate weird-ass sentences from English to German and then back to English at freetranslation.com, this is what you get:

Your intestines movements love I, make would feel me it warmly and downy

I like it if you large father call me

The piston of the dog was hair loss and raked like sharp fish

poop on a half tube

They should go bad be ashamed of your inflated cankerous donkey

I fuck your spontaneously testicle

My penis hollowed out in on itself

I let cover a fungus penis with large fungus bursting away.

Jeeves has a bare ugly sheath that makes sounds, if it moves

I would sew rather on my sheath than view condemned your God face on!

Alas no scratchy testicle sacks fall of the sky!

Mahogany carved your intestines hand are beautiful and vilely smelling

geeks selects gladly its Aknenhaar from its face and splooge it on the computer hour long on end

That thickly hoed mobily jumped thickly over the mullet

Thickly Albert, you must lose a weight! Would hoe, last week received I my jimmy wacked five times!